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A PMTales Dispatch: The Risk Was Addressed (Vol. 1, Issue 14)

  • Writer: D.B Trench
    D.B Trench
  • 7 days ago
  • 2 min read

Status: Comfortingly Green

Confidence Level: Extremely High

Reality: Pending clarification


Good Thursday from the trench.

This week, the risk was addressed.


Not mitigated.

Not reduced.

Not resolved.


Addressed.


Which, as you know, is the most efficient state a risk can achieve inside a functioning system.


The register is green now.

Not “mostly green.”

Green-green.


The kind of green that reassures executives, frightens delivery teams, and triggers spontaneous nodding across the room.


No one remembers when it turned green.

But everyone remembers agreeing that it should.


Somewhere along the way, the risk didn’t disappear — it simply became less conversationally convenient.

  • It was rephrased.

  • It was softened.

  • It was “monitored closely.”


Then, crucially, it stopped being mentioned.


The dashboard updated.

The tone improved.

The steering committee relaxed its shoulders.


This is how risk management works when escalation is considered a form of negativity.


We did not eliminate the risk.

We neutralized its personality.


It no longer sounds urgent.

It no longer disrupts agendas.

It no longer fits neatly into the allotted time.


And once a risk exceeds the timebox, the system understands it is no longer a risk —it is background noise.


Later, when things inevitably wobble, there will be confusion.


“How did this come out of nowhere?”

“Why wasn’t this flagged?”

“Didn’t we agree this was green?”


Yes.

We absolutely did.


The risk was addressed.

Everyone remembers that part.


Editor’s Desk

  • Green does not mean safe

  • Green means socially acceptable

  • Green means no one has to explain anything this week


Related Field Reports

(Recommended reading for anyone wondering why nothing feels wrong yet.)


From the trenches,

D.B. Trench


If this feels familiar, it’s already been addressed.

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